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Model Y Standard: what the cheaper trim actually leaves out
August 29, 2026
An item-by-item look at the equipment Tesla removed to hit $39,990, and which of those owners can put back themselves. ...
A Decade of the Tesla Model 3
April 5, 2026
It's been ten years since the reveal of the Tesla 3, arguably the first EV to change the automotive landscape forever (or was that the...
Our Tesla Cybertruck Buyback: Two Years of Ownership, Reliability Issues, and a Smooth Repurchase
March 28, 2026
After nearly two years with Cybertruck VIN 1000, repeated low‑voltage failures and political backlash pushed us to request a Tesla buyback. Here’s how the repurchase...
Behind Norway’s 96% EV share: it’s not about loving EVs, it’s about hating taxes
March 8, 2026
In Norway, the EV boom, and Tesla's dominance, is less about virtue and more about a brutally simple spreadsheet: taxes make performance ICE cars eye...
The Slate Truck at the Fort Worth Stockyards: A Glimpse of the Future (or the Past??)
March 1, 2026
We checked out the Slate electric truck prototype at the Fort Worth Stockyards and came away intrigued. With composite body panels, retro styling, and a...
Tesla Cybercab Robotaxi: Can It Really Make $200–$400 Per Day?
February 22, 2026
Tesla says the Cybercab will cost under $30,000. We ran the robotaxi revenue model from the bottom up to see whether the numbers hold. ...
The Latest on the Rivian R2
February 14, 2026
The long-anticipated Rivian R2 is almost here - we're breaking down the expected options, pricing and delivery windows. ...
Production Ending Tesla Model S & X
February 1, 2026
Tesla is winding down the S and X. What that means if you own one, or still want one. ...
Screen Upgrade - Is Upgrading Your Tesla Model 3/Y Center Screen Worthwhile?
January 29, 2026
Is upgrading your Model 3/Y center screen worthwhile? In this article we cover the upgrade process and compare the features. ...
Lemonade Insurance 💖 Tesla
January 25, 2026
Why we moved our Teslas to Lemonade, and what it saved. ...
Are Cheap Tesla Screen Protectors a False Economy?
January 24, 2026
We've designed the worlds best screen protectors for Tesla & Rivian vehicles. Here's way this is something you should invest in for your vehicle. ...
🎂 Ten Years of Abstract Ocean!
July 22, 2023
In 2023, Abstract Ocean turned 10. Here's a quick history of how we started. ...
Tesla VIN Decoder
September 13, 2022
Here's an easy way to find out where your Tesla was born. ...
Tesla Powerwall Saved Our Business!
February 21, 2021
The winter of 2021 brought Texas to its knees. Here's how we survived, just... ...
Everything you ever wanted to know about Screen Protectors
March 9, 2020
You may have noticed that we sell a few kinds of screen protectors. So, which one is right for you? ...
The Demise of Model S & X(?)
July 25, 2019
Our 2019 appeal for a refreshed Model S & X. We got them, eventually, sort-of.... ...